December 2008


And by that I mean a mythical beast: a grown man reading New Moon in public.

Let me preface this story by saying that I may have had a break with reality or two yesterday. I was thirsty, tired from too much Guitar Hero the night before (I rock Linkin Park, BTW–99%!), my flight was delayed making me worry about making my connection, and our plane was taken out of service meaning we had to run to our new gate. That being said, I thought I saw Robert Pattinson at O’Hare, from a distance, until I reminded myself that my friends at Letters to Rob had informed me that Rob was in London for his holidays. Then when I  boarded my plane a man who looked remarkably like Peter Facinelli was sitting in First Class. No lie.

So anyway, I was flying from Chicago O’Hare to Las Vegas yesterday, 28Dec08, on AA1599, on my way home to Phoenix. I had just sat down when Mr. 24A showed up. I was on the aisle. Being the nice girl I am, I let him get to his seat quickly, then sat back down to rummage through my backpack and get situated. As I reached for my copy of New Moon, anxious to get on with my fourth read-through, I noticed the back of a familiar book. It was a Twilight book. I waited to see which one, and then I saw the flower. We were reading the same book. I laughed and he looked at me as I pulled out my book and said, “Yeah, me too.” He nodded at me, and dove into his book. The man did not utter a word to me then, nor through the rest of the 4 hour flight. I believe the only times he looked up from his book were when the beverage service took his order, and when he suddenly gasped/sighed and leaned his head back, eyes closed. He was only distracted for a moment in both cases. He chugged his OJ, I assume so he could get back to his book.

I was so uncomfortable on the plane that I was fidgeting a bit, plus I really had to pee and was waiting for the pilot to turn off the Fasten Seatbelt sign. My mind wandered to the curious gentleman next to me, and why he did not speak to me at all. Common courtesy would dictate that we spend a moment discussing the books, and maybe how we liked the movie, before opening our books and returning to Forks. So why did he not do anything but nod?

Once I wondered if he’d taken some sort of instant dislike to me, or if I smelled. I even sniffed my hair at one point, and then laughed to myself when I realized that my mousse smells like lavender and my deodorant like freesia. Delusional as I was, I started imagining something along the lines of Edward and Bella in Biology. I of course shook that off. He just didn’t feel angry. I was still curious though so I checked him out.

Stocky Frat Boy type. Unkempt facial hair, but not completely wooly. American-style of dress. Under Armour shirt. He had two hats which was puzzling. He wore a knit cap (ironically there was a unicorn embroidered on it). He also had a fitted ball cap, which rested on his knee through the whole flight. It said Taylor U on it. I believe the knit hat was green and the cap was purple. He also had some strange green gloves, maybe motorcycle gloves. They certainly didn’t seem like they’d be warm. He mostly held his book in his left hand, so I could not tell if he wore a ring. He was about 100 pages behind me when we started. He was only 50 pages behind me when we landed. These are all things I noticed while I fidgeted. Mostly I just enjoyed my book.

Today at work I was telling Random about the strange experience. He theorized that 24A was gay and was eager to call it case closed. I tried to tell him that 24A didn’t ping on my gaydar at all. What ensued was sheer hilarity, as we came up with theory after theory about Mr. 24A’s silence. If he had only spoken to me this would never have happened. As Random said, I was stood up by a single serving friend and feeling rejected.

Theory 1: He’s gay – I don’t think so. He was much more Taylor U Football than Rip Taylor Footloose.

Theory 2: He’s shy, in which case Denise is sad for him and thinks I should have bought him a drink. I tried to make eye contact and initiate conversation, I swear!

Theory 3: He doesn’t speak English – This took some thought. I don’t remember seeing any words on his book, just the flowers. Then I remembered that he ordered his OJ with no problems and without any detectible foreign accent. Debunked.

Theory 4: He’s mute. Debunked by the memory of him ordering OJ.

Theory 5: He is a US Marshall, and New Moon was his cover. I guess I’ll never know.

Theory 6: His girlfriend/wife/SO made him read it. I couldn’t see a ring, so who knows?

Theory 7: Not only did he/she make him read it, but he/she won’t let him talk to girls on flights. That would be so sad.

Theory 8: Old Man Bobby paid him to sit next to me on the flight to test me. While I passed the test on the flight, I am now failing, as I am quasi-stalking him. Old Man Bobby laughed nervously when I told him this theory by the way.

Theory 9: He was a spy sent to the US to study teen reading habits. Terrifying.

Theory 10: He thought I was a tweeker because I couldn’t sit still and I went to the bathroom an inappropriate number of times just to have an excuse to walk around.

Theory 11: He was too embarrassed to have been caught reading a chick book to speak to me.

I finally got around to watching Dr. Horrible’s Sing-a-long Blog. Fun stuff! I wish I could come up with a lot of highfalutin reviewy mumbo jumbo to describe how I feel about it, but I’m really just blown away. I expected fun. I expected witty. I expected sarcasm. I really didn’t expect to care about the characters. I certainly didn’t expect to want more when it was over, to feel it ended before I was ready.

To Neil Patrick Harris: Can you do no wrong? You have a PhD in Awesomeness!

To Nathan Fillion: I’ve had a crush on you since Joey Buchanan (you’re the real Joey!). Ahem! Sorry. The point is, that’s some might fine acting to make me even thinking about disliking you for a moment, my MySpace Friend.

To Felicia Day: I don’t really know your work, but I didn’t want to leave you out. Great job! You have a lovely voice.

To Joss Whedon: Thanks, again!

To Random: I told you I’d watch it! 😛

To Everyone who has not watched Dr. Horrible’s Sing-a-long Blog: Make the bad horse gleeful, or he’ll make you his mare.

Any second I’ll hit 3000. I wonder what my hits will look like by this time next year?

I’m sure there will be spoilers, so check my Twilight page for this one.

Merry Christmas every one. I can’t say that I ever really got in the Christmas spirit this year. That makes me a little sad. But I’m with family, and that makes me happy. Besides I have so many other things to be grateful for. I can do without my usual Christmas spirit. Maybe next year.

♥C

That’s what my Mom always said anyway. Mr. Robert Pattinson has cut his hair and apparently there are people out there who are opposed to this. Don’t get me wrong, I loved his hair, but it’s his hair. We don’t get a say.

If we do get a say, I would say, I loved the old hair, but the new hair is quite handsome. It makes you look older, Rob, which suits me just fine as I am quite a bit older than you.

It’s late and I’m starting to sound like my friends at Letters to Rob only not as funny. I better go.

This post is very late. I apologize to my Sketching in Stereo friends. Your December 5, 2008 show was amazing. I knew you were good. I’d heard you on your MySpace page, but I didn’t not expect the stage presence. Well done! I look forward to more shows and more CDs. Remind me again why you weren’t on the Twilight Soundtrack.

PS Technicolor Dreams has become the playlist for my novel.

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