You searched: “nathan fillion” “june 2009” .  I hear ya! He is stalkable yummy isn’t he?

You searched: ‘forks harry potter’ .  Um, what? Are you looking for Rob?

You searched: bella swan porne .  I know who you are! Don’t think adding that fancy ‘e’ on the end will fool me.

You searched: twilight 3 auditions az june 10, 2009 . Click here and here daily. Rinse. Repeat.

You searched: jacob black 8 pack .  If you are not 14-17, shame on you! Somebody call Chris Hansen!

You searched: unicorn theory .  Click here and here.

Advertisements

Caught you again, Bella’s Stalker. Have you escalated to full on canabalism or do you have some nice slash fic you’d like to share with the class? And whoever is searching for Jacob’s 8 pack, I hope you are under 18 or that’s just creepy. Do we need to call To Catch A Predator? Don’t think I can’t do it. I know someone who has Chris Hansen on speed dial.

Search Views
lolcat birthday 1 More stats
bella swan is delicious 1 More stats

Yesterday

Search Views
luke grimes 5 More stats
bella swan porn 2 More stats
twilight auditioned for edward 2 More stats
jacob 8 pack from twilight 1 More stats
jacob’s 8 pack 1 More stats
who auditioned for edward cullen twiligh 1 More stats
twilight casting phoenix az 1 More stats
newmoonauditions.com 1 More stats
luke grimes twilight 1 More stats
auditioned for edward cullen 1 More stats

 

Edit: This just in!

Today

Search Views
lolcat birthday 1 More stats
people that saw a unicorn 1 More stats
bella swan is delicious 1 More stats

People that saw a unicorn!  LOL! I have to go search that now to see what comes up.