Old Man Bobby and I saw this poor fellow at Target. Apparently he didn’t make it to the candy aisle in time. Clean up on aisle 9!

 

Attention Undead Target Shoppers

Attention Undead Target Shoppers

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One of my customers used to be in the adult film industry apparently. He’s considering a return to the smutty screen and asked me all about the Phoenix scene. I guess I sound like I am in-the-know where strippers and porn stars are concerned. I confess I know people who are in-the-know, so I may be guilty by association. After a brief discussion, during which I tried to make my answers as vague as possible so as not to sexually harass my co-workers, “R” asked if I ever considered a career in porn. I don’t know if I should be concerned that he thought I was 16 judging by my voice, or not.

In one day?!? Where did that come from? Was it the Disturbing Lack of News? Was it Fair Claudia? I think not. I believe I have the lovely ladies at Letters To Twilight and Letters to Rob to thank for my new found fame. I share this award with you, theMoonisDown and UnintendedChoice. Thanks for the links, and a huge thank you for bringing so many moments of hilarity to my life.