That’s, what, 50 searches for you in 2 days? Nice. And someone wants to see you naked. Not that I wouldn’t want to see you naked, but I swear that search wasn’t me. Yeah, I don’t know what’s up with all the cats all of the sudden either. And funny sleeping animals? Who knows! I’m kinda delighted that someone found me be searching for Quileute people and for Reese’s Dracula commercial.


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funny bella swan 3
edward cullen golden eyes 2
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16 year old bodybuilder 1
luke grimes photoshoot 1
+”luke grimes”+”naked” 1
reese’s dracula commercial 1
quileute people 1
luke grimes as edward cullen 1


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funny bella swan 3
pictures of angry cats 2
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skinny cats 2
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funny sleeping animals 2
kiowa gordon 1

The more things change the more things stay the same. I’ve had a lot of ups and downs lately, as you can tell by previous posts. I went permanent at work (yea for no more probation!), but there has been some drama too. Thank goodness for my blog stats. I know that life goes on when I see people are still fascinated with Luke Grimes.

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edward cullen naked posters 1
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angry cat 1 1
funny twilight stuff 1
taylor lautner recant pics 1
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casting call twilight mesa az – Don’t know why I find this funny, really. I just do.

who is ryan on brothes and sisters is it – Whoa! Keywords, that’s all the Google needs.

luke grimes what films has he been in? – is your friend. Don’t resist.

how many inches tall is jacob black – Oh my. Do you mean Feet? Or do you mean Long? Do you mean at the shoulders in wolf form? It’s a very different question, depending.

Someone was searching for ‘Luke Grimes photo shoot’ yesterday. Were these the pictures you were looking for? If not GoogleImages is a beautiful thing. Look what I found there.


Hello World! It’s official. I’ve been blogging for a year as of today. It’s been a crazy ride. At  first I didn’t really know what to do, but quickly caught on that if I post about Twilight, I get a ton of views. (Thank you Stephenie Meyer!) My following is steadily growing. As of this minute I’ve had 14,315 views, most of them related to either Luke Grimes or the New Moon casting call in Phoenix that I crashed, with a bit of ‘Bella Swan Porn’ thrown in for good measure.

Thank you all for continuing to show up. I can hardly wait to see what the next year has in store. As I said last year: Since this is posting after midnight somewhere, Happy Earth Day.


Dear Luke,

There was a lull in my Luke Stats, but WOW are you ever back in full force on my blog! I’m seeing a little correlation between searches for you online and new episodes of Brothers & Sisters. I haven’t watched the new ep yet, but I’m guessing you were your juicy self…I mean Ryan was his juicy self.  🙂


PS If you’re reading this, people want to know some pretty personal stuff. Care to answer?

PPS Caveman Scrabble is how gamers jokingly refer to a game called Qwirkle. I’m sure that’s one of my gamer friends trying to see if I’ll blog about that particular search. BTW, good game if you’d like to give it a try.

Check out the crazy stats after the jump.


Whatup, Grimes?

I just thought I’d check in and let you know how our blog is going. It seems searches for ‘Luke Grimes’ are slowing down, at least on my blog. This is all I got for yesterday.

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luke grimes the new edward cullen 3 More stats

There’s nothing yet today, but it’s early. Anything could happen. And really when you think about it, searches may be slowing down, but apparently you are the new Edward Cullen, so maybe it’s actually moving in the right direction. Not that I want Rob to be replaced as Edward (oh Hale no!), but that people are thinking you could possibly do it is pretty amazing. Of course they might mean it figuratively, as in, “pink is the new red.” That works too, even though you are real and Edward is not (I do know that). It would just mean that you are the new It Boy.