The other day Old Man Bobby and I were listening to some Sketching in Stereo and talking about our buddies from the band. I was shocked to find that Rob had been hit by a cab in NYC. I didn’t even know Rob was in NYC! Old Man Bobby promised Rob was OK, and went on to ask if Charlie’s troubles were over. Neither of us knew. (We’re thinking of you Chaaaarrrlieee!)

Imagine my surprise when the very next day I read on Letters to Twilight that Robert Pattinson had been hit by a NYC cab. What a coinci–! My thought process went something like this: “Son of a bitch! Old Man Bobby let me go on and on about Rockstar Rob and didn’t tell me he was talking about RPattz! How embarrassing! I’m glad it was just us in the car.”

So later I told him I had a bone to pick. The use of the word Bone always gets his attention, naturally. When he caught on to my tone he got a little nervous. I chastised him for letting me go on and on about Rockstar Rob like that. He had no idea what I was talking about. I reminded him we had been talking about Sketching in Stereo, then he told me about Rob, and then we started talking about Charlie, and I asked him what part of that conversation was supposed to clue me in that he was talking about RPattz. Warn a girl when your mental train jumps the tracks for crying out loud!

He was embarrassed enough that I didn’t even bring up the fact that he had referred to Robert Pattinson simply as Rob AND expected me to follow along. Not as Your Rob. Not as Rob Pattinson. Not as RPattz. Not even as The Forehead, as he normally does. Just Rob. Anyone know how to spot a Unicorn in camouflage?

BTW, I’m glad you’re OK Rob! Both of you!

Whatup, Grimes?

I just thought I’d check in and let you know how our blog is going. It seems searches for ‘Luke Grimes’ are slowing down, at least on my blog. This is all I got for yesterday.

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There’s nothing yet today, but it’s early. Anything could happen. And really when you think about it, searches may be slowing down, but apparently you are the new Edward Cullen, so maybe it’s actually moving in the right direction. Not that I want Rob to be replaced as Edward (oh Hale no!), but that people are thinking you could possibly do it is pretty amazing. Of course they might mean it figuratively, as in, “pink is the new red.” That works too, even though you are real and Edward is not (I do know that). It would just mean that you are the new It Boy.


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LOL! A search for SPY MOM found my blog? That’s more confusing than BELLA SWAN PORN.

People, Luke Grimes does not play a vampire. He plays the lovable brooding boy Ryan Lafferty on Brothers & Sisters. And you should all know by now that Robert Pattinson does play a vampire. He is not, however on Brothers & Sisters.

Now let’s talk about LUKE GRIMES LOOKS LIKE ROBERT PATTINSON and LUKE GRIMES SHOULD BE EDWARD.  Are you telling Google what to think? That’s not advisable. Google knows all. Do not presume to Tell Google.

Photo courtesy of Google Images

Dear Luke,

I must confess that I feel somewhat responsible for your career at this point. I posted about you a while back when you first appeared on Brothers & Sisters, and then again when your character made another appearance. Since then it seems that people are burning up the internet looking for you and they are finding my blog. It also seems that they are connecting you to Robert Pattinson. If I am in any way responsible for this and it is a discomfort to you, then I apologize. Of course, if I am in any way responsible and you a loving it, then you’re welcome. You seemed a little uncomfortable about it in this AccessHollywood interview though, so I’ll try not to mention it again. Of course if I keep getting hits like you see below, I don’t know if I’ll be able to avoid it. Please don’t worry. With the performances you are giving on Brothers & Sisters you will be paving your own way, not making it based on looking like Rob. You are definitely the most interesting thing happening on my humble blog these days.


PS I really have no idea why ‘Bella Swan Porn’ brought anyone to my site. Honest.


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This posting was inspired by a trend I’m seeing in my search stats.

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Obviously inquiring minds want to know, so here’s the scoop.

A while back I wrote that I thought Luke Grimes looked like Robert Pattinson and wondered if that’s why he was cast on ABC’s Brothers & Sisters. Apparently I wasn’t the only one who thought he looked like Edward. According to an AccessHollywood article Luke Grimes did audition for the part of Edward Cullen and was called back before the part ultimately went to Rob.

Since that original post on Luke, his character did return to Brothers & Sisters and promises to be a great addition to the cast.

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I might have to start getting GQ, you know, for the articles. Staff Writer Alex Pappademas is highly amusing. I like his style, and often found myself wishing, “I wish I’d written that,” and not just because that would have meant I interviewed Rob Pattinson. This was my favorite part of the interview:

A few days later, the pictures show up on the Internet. It is breathlessly reported that Pattinson was enjoying a late-night snack (it was actually about six o’clock) with a “mystery male” (us) on Thursday (it was Wednesday). We’re in a few of the pictures with him. Pattinson looks goofy, possibly stoned, but still handsome, whereas we look sweaty, guilty, and possibly inbred.

Previously on Rob’s Stalkers, I chastised stalkers everywhere for behaving badly where Robert Pattinson is concerned. My view was that leaving notes on Rob’s car was freaking him out, so let’s cut that out in hopes that he doesn’t shut himself in. My apologies to any stalkers out there who heeded my advice and missed any opportunities. Apparently stalking Rob is all right; you just have to understand his preferences. So, leaving notes on cars–not OK. Standing outside his apartment in Spain every day of his shoot–apparently okay. It earned the stalker a dinner invite. That being the case, I don’t know how anyone will be able to compete with Paris Hilton looking for a house in London, Rob’s home town. That’s some high priced stalking there.

Dear Rob,

Look away, my friend, look away. As your future Kept Woman, I really must protest. You’ve heard the expression Like A Moth To The Flame, I’m sure. This is more Like A Comet To The Sun. Ms. Hilton’s gravity will strip away all that is magical and beautiful within you until you are nothing but a lonely ball of ice being thrown out of her orbit. To quote Monty Python’s Arthur and his Knights, “Run away! Run Away!”



Dear Twilighters,

Good news! Coming soon to a porn site near you! Robbie Does Paris!


Thanks, Random, for the news flash today.

Dear Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences,

Thank you for a lovely evening. When I heard that you were going to shake things up for ratings I understood your reasons, but I was nervous. I wondered if Oscar might loose some of his magic for me if what I feared was true and the Disney kids were going to be catered to, but I really enjoyed the changes you made. I didn’t notice a difference with the red carpet, but I just wanted to tell you I thought it was stunning and well-orchestrated. I’m not sure if it’s scheduled, but it seems like that would be a good thing to do, so I’m going to credit you with that. Hugh Jackman was a lot of fun. I hope this won’t be the last time he hosts the Oscars. I know you’re trying to mix things up, so I don’t expect him to become a fixture or anything, but he was a good host, and I’d like to see him return at least once more. I liked the format. Leading us through pre-production, production, and post-production was a logical progression, and I liked that the same presenter or presenters presented a group of related categories. That really moved things along.

Queen Latifah singing I’ll Be Seeing You for the In Memoriam was beautiful. I won’t lie; I got a little choked up. The best part for me though, was how the nominees for the acting categories were presented. Having five previous winners in the category give such beautiful and personal feedback was powerful. For this I got very choked up, especially for the Best Supporting Actress and Best Actress categories. The four actors and actresses who do not receive an award deserve more recognition than simply having their names and films read out; they deserve the personal attention this format allowed. Furthermore it fit in so well with the traditional Academy Awards show that I can hardly believe someone did not come up with this sooner. Please, keep this format until you have to shake things up for ratings once again, and even then, please try to change something else first.

Once again, thank you!


PS Thank you for inviting Robert Pattinson to be a presenter so that he would come back to the US and have an excuse to shave, sort of.


Thanks to this site for the photo.

Does anyone watch Brothers & Sisters? There is a new character, Ryan Lafferty, on the show, played by Luke Grimes. He reminds me so much of Robert Pattinson that it makes me wonder if that’s a reason he was cast, not that that is in any way wrong. He has The Look. I’m not saying he looks exactly like Rob. I’m just saying that if push came to shove they might be in the same line up.  He seems to be  a pretty good actor judging by the few scenes he’s been in. I hope to see more of him, and I’m not just saying that because of the resemblance. I think he’ll be good for the show.

Luke Grimes’ photos thanks to