You searched: “nathan fillion” “june 2009” .  I hear ya! He is stalkable yummy isn’t he?

You searched: ‘forks harry potter’ .  Um, what? Are you looking for Rob?

You searched: bella swan porne .  I know who you are! Don’t think adding that fancy ‘e’ on the end will fool me.

You searched: twilight 3 auditions az june 10, 2009 . Click here and here daily. Rinse. Repeat.

You searched: jacob black 8 pack .  If you are not 14-17, shame on you! Somebody call Chris Hansen!

You searched: unicorn theory .  Click here and here.

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Caught you again, Bella’s Stalker. Have you escalated to full on canabalism or do you have some nice slash fic you’d like to share with the class? And whoever is searching for Jacob’s 8 pack, I hope you are under 18 or that’s just creepy. Do we need to call To Catch A Predator? Don’t think I can’t do it. I know someone who has Chris Hansen on speed dial.

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People that saw a unicorn!  LOL! I have to go search that now to see what comes up.

Previously on Rob’s Stalkers, I chastised stalkers everywhere for behaving badly where Robert Pattinson is concerned. My view was that leaving notes on Rob’s car was freaking him out, so let’s cut that out in hopes that he doesn’t shut himself in. My apologies to any stalkers out there who heeded my advice and missed any opportunities. Apparently stalking Rob is all right; you just have to understand his preferences. So, leaving notes on cars–not OK. Standing outside his apartment in Spain every day of his shoot–apparently okay. It earned the stalker a dinner invite. That being the case, I don’t know how anyone will be able to compete with Paris Hilton looking for a house in London, Rob’s home town. That’s some high priced stalking there.

I read this just now:

Robert Pattinson’s stalker threat

Monday, 2 February 2009

Robert Pattinson might have millions of female fans but some of them are quite scary.

Poor Rob can’t even find refuge at home.

Click here to see the latest photos of Robert and Kristen >

They have found out where he lives and they are determined to get to know the Twilight star personally.

Rob told OK magazine: “There was a group of girls that left little notes in my car, outside of my apartment.

“One of the first notes said: I’m not weird, but please call me.

“The next day the note said: Please don’t ignore me.

“And the next day it said I’m going to kill myself if you keep ignoring me! (but I’m not weird, ok?).”

Ladies, ladies, please. A little decorum. Don’t leave notes on his car. That will only make him stay home and then where will we be? Without new pictures of Rob. Instead, leave notes for him on your blogs. Make him stalk you. Do you think he doesn’t Google himself? Here, like this:

January 25, 2009

Dear Rob,
 
As of Friday, I am between jobs. The economy being what it is, no one is hiring travel agents. I am smarting from being let go, and my soul is in need of a little inspiration after too many years as a corporate drone. I am pursuing a new, more pleasing line of work: Kept Woman. You are at the very top of my list for Sugar Daddy candidates, though I realize that since I am quite a bit older than you Daddy might not be an appropriate term. I am eager to please, however, so I’ll call you anything you like. I assure you I am quite creative and accomplished in, shall we say, the appropriate skill set. I am a self-starter who is comfortable taking the initiative, but I am also a team player, if you take my meaning. In addition I am independent, needing my fair share of alone time. While I do enjoy affection and romance, I am not needy, nor am I clingy. I do not require anything fancy. I prefer Converse to couture, take-out to tofu. And marriage is not on the table. This is strictly a temporary position. In short, if the following qualities appeal to you, give me a call. We’ll start by going out for a few drinks, get a quick bite, and see where it leads.

  • Self-starter
  • Team player
  • Comfortable taking initiative
  • Eager to please
  • Experienced
  • Creative and accomplished
  • Independent
  • Affectionate and romantic
  • Low maintenance

♥Christa

If you prefer not to sully your own blog with evidence of your stalker tendencies, you can always visit my friends at Letters to Rob. Tell them their #1 Fan sent you.

LOLTwilight

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So, it’s not a LOLCat, but it’s the closest I’ve found so far. Thanks, Stalker for sending this to me.

Oh, yeah, and Happy Birthday to me! May my birthday be better than Bella’s 18th.

I added a post on my Twilight page about the supposed mistakes characters made. If you have any mistakes on which you’d like me to pontificate feel free to post them.

I see no reason for it. On 22Oct08 I got 60 views in one day. Could that many people have been expecting me to post the day prior about Twilight coming out in a month? Wednesday is my normal day off, and I might have been blogging. Do that many people know that? Do I have one obsessed stalker who was wondering (60 times) where I was, why I wasn’t blogging. Anyway, yea me!