I can’t wait til you get here so I can make fun of your decrepitude some more. The best part of today is that in your old age you forgot your cell phone. Well, that’s the best part until we watch True Blood tonight anyway. At least you aren’t as old as Vampire Bill.


Dear Nathan,

What do you say we hang out on my couch Monday, March 9, 2009, and watch TV? I saw an ad for this new show called Castle. It looks really good. Can’t wait!